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*Freshly Updated 23-10-02*
Welcome to my home page, all you groovy people you.
For those of you who don't know me, I'm Mike. Just Mike. Like Elvis, Fonzie, or Becks.
Or Gonzo...
Anyway, it's been a busy old time, and this is he first time I've updated the site since last September. Rather than just sheer laziness, I've been away at university, and couldn't upload new stuff from there. Since I've been back, I've been busy. And now I'm not. So now I update. And everyone's happy.
Me. In an introspective moment.
(Note to the unwise among us... It's not really me, but a personification of me...)
For those of you who don't know me, my name is Mike (well, duh!) and I am 22. My interests include writing, swimming, football and computers, as well as wine (well, vodka), women, and song...
I really am in there somewhere...
(Oh, yeah, this isn't me either... Funny how I never have to explain this one...)
God help us all, but I've recently graduated from university. Yep, I got a 2:2 in Geography from Hertfordshire, which is about the same as getting a 2:2 in Maths from Cambridge, as Herts is one of the best Geography universities around.
People find it strange, and somewhat hard to believe, but I really did do almost all of this page myself. The images, such as the two above, that aren't mine are unashamedly stolen from the three years or so I've spent trawling the internet. If you're the original owner, and want them removed, please let me know.
Everything else is done by me.
Unless I say it isn't
In which case it wasn't me.
It was someone else.
Clear?
Anyway, here's where you find links to the rest of my site.
Page 1: Homepage: You're already here, but log in again, and watch the counter rise :-)
Page 2: Favourites: A few of my favourite things, so you can get an idea about me. Updated 23-10-02
Page 3: My Friends: Do they exist? Who are they? Find out all this, and more, right here. Updated 23-10-02
Page 4: My Songs: A little bit of fun nearly turned into a multi million pound industry. Nearly. Updated 21-9-01
Page 5: Places: Where I like, and why I like it. Updated 21-9-01
Page 6: News Page: What's been going on lately? Catch up here. Updated 31-7-02
Page 7: Perfection For Women: Exclusively for the ladies, here's a bunch of pics of blokes who I'm told look nice. Any requests, let me know. Updated 21-9-01
Page 8: Perfection For Men: Exclusively for the lads, here's a bunch of pics of women who I know are attractive, including the new bad girl of pop, one BS. Updated 19-2-01
Page 9: Theories: Find out why we believe Jesus was an alien, and other stuff. Updated 21-9-01
Page 10: Dark Majick: Are you on my hit list? Look here to find out. Updated 31-7-02
Page 11: Quotes: Random quotes, from TV, news, the net. Everyone from the Dalai Lama to Homer Simpson. Updated 21-9-01
Page 12: The Future: What's next for this site? Updated 30-5-01
Page 13: FAQ: My website and me. Updated 31-7-02
Page 14: Wedge Antilles: A page given over to the uncelebrated hero of the Star Wars films, Wedge Antilles. Updated 21-9-01
Page 15: The Alternative Bible: A somewhat skewed look at the best selling book of all time, the Bible. I really was going to do another chapter for this today, but he Muse has abandoned me. Sorry Tonto. Updated 21-9-01
Page 16: Philosophy: The way I look at life can be summed up in a few sentences. Unfortunately, I can't remember many of them, so I've had to substitute some. Take a look, and see if you can apply them to your life. Updated 21-9-01
Page 17: Questions: A few questions you may care to answer to help me out with my site. Only if you have the time, of course. No pressure or anything.
Page 18: Wrestling: You may hate it, but I like it. As it's my site, you have the option of discovering why, at various times in my life, I've allowed myself to fall under the spell of sports entertainment. New 21-9-01
Page 19: University reports: Not that I expect anyone to read them, but here's why I've been absent from much of life in general for the last few months New 21-9-01
Page 20: Links: Given the amount of time I spend on the 'net, it's about time I made this a separate page. Here's the official Mike list of top sites. May you be happy now and forever, as I impart the wisdom of the eras... New 31-7-02
Page 21: Kintbury 2000: A fine way to spend a week of my summer. Meet my new acquaintances here. Updated 31-7-02
Page 22: Kintbury 2001: I went back to Kintbury, and was once again the oldest person there. This time, though, I had a camera and I've just bought a scanner, so I present to you a slightly more personal look at my week. New 31-7-01
Page 23: Cyprus: In January this year, while all of you were working hard at school, university, or whatever, I took a quick trip to Cyprus, and sat by the pool getting a sun tan. Officially, I was there to do work for university, but, well, as I came back with some 90 photographs, it didn't really work out that way... New 31-7-02
Page 24: Rhodes: June came around, and I felt the lure of sun, sea, sand, and skimpy bikinis. As I'd get into trouble wandering around London in a two piece, I decided it'd be a good idea to jet off to Rhodes and soak up the rays for a week... New 31-7-02
Page 25: Kintbury 2002: So to Kintbury again, and another week of feeling out of touch with all the young... No, hang on, that's not right. A week of pretending I was once again 17, and could get away with 'willy' being my every second word. I love that whale... New 31-7-02
Page 26: Di's Party: Gee, look at that coincidence of numbers... Anyway, Di had a -school uniforms, baby!- party and we all went along -school uniforms, baby!- and had a pretty good -school uniforms, baby!- time. The girls looked gorgeous (As they aways do), the boys looked like pillocks, and everyone -school uniforms, baby!- got riotously drunk. All good, then... New 18-10-02
Page 27: Matt: Lots of photos of Matt, the man who, for better or worse, had probably the biggest impact on my life. And not just 'cause he told me the joke abnout Mickey Mouse wanting to divorce Minnie. Updated 23-10-02
Page Alpha: Unmarked Territory: Somewhere on this site is a hidden page. Find it, and you will have all kinds of riches bestowed on you. First person who can tell me what page(s) the link(s) exists on gets at least one drink bought for them. Also, they get to look very smug. Updated 24-11-00
Sometimes people ask what I look like. Weirdoes.
Still, here you go, then. This is me, or at least, me at the ripe old age of 19...
And how about you sign my guestbook?
And here's my counter. You are visitor number...
...since the 1st of November 2000. Don't you just feel so special right now.
And this is the web-ring I run.
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