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Copacabana
(Weird Al's Cantina band remix)
Her name was Leia, she was a princess
With a Danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing near
So R2-D2, found Ben Kenobi (Obi Wan)
He had to put the Death Star plan's
Into the Rebellion's hands
So Luke and Obi-Wan, had to get to Alderaan
So they stopped into Mos Eisley to have a drink with Han
At the Star Wars (Star Wars!) Star Wars cantina (Star Wars cantina!)
The weirdest creatures that you've ever seen-ah
Here at the Star Wars (Star Wars!) Star Wars cantina (Star Wars cantina!)
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars... (Oota toota, Solo?)
His name was Solo (Han Solo) he was a pilot
With a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide
There with Chewbacca, he was a Wookie
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan
About the Millennium Falcon
Docking Bay 94
Stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber now there's an arm on the floor
At the Star Wars (Star Wars!) Star Wars cantina (Star Wars cantina!)
The weirdest creatures that you've ever seen-ah
Here at the Star Wars (Star Wars!) Star Wars cantina (Star Wars cantina!)
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars... (Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious...)
His name was Yoda, he was a muppet (Mmmmm!)
Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Lukes dad
Luke kisssed his sister, his hand got cut off (Yowwww!)
In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day
Boba Fett was so mean
Jabba had bad hygiene (Hoh hoh hoh...)
Why didn't they all just relax, back on Tattooine?
At the Star Wars (Star Wars!) Star Wars cantina (Star Wars cantina!)
The weirdest creatures that you've ever seen-ah
Here at the Star Wars (Star Wars!) Star Wars cantina (Star Wars cantina!)
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars... (The Force will be with you, always)