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Copacabana
(Matt, Terence and Jonathan Three Amigos Mix)
His name is Jaybob, he's a programmer
He tells computers what to do, which makes him better than me or you
He dates Maria, who he loves dearly
He has asked her to be his wife
To her he's pledged his entire life
He'll do anything for her, bring her a tiger's fur
They are in love and they have each other who could ask for more?
You know he's Jaybob (Jaybob!) Jonathan Walker (Jonathan Walker)
The man who won the heart of fair Maria
You know he's Jaybob (Jaybob!) Jonathan Walker (Jonathan Walker)
He loves Maria more than we love breathing
And he'll do so.... for evermore
His name is Matthew, he is a talker
In taxi cabs he rides for free, because he acts so charmingly
He measures eyeballs, dispenses glasses
And when his working day is done
He heads to Diana's for some fun
They'll talk and hug 'til two, it'd bore me or you
They bask in one another's love, so clearly sent from up above
His name is Matthew (Matthew!) That man Matthew Lambe (That man Matthew Lambe)
A charismatic guy of whom we're all fans
His name is Matthew (Matthew!) That man Matthew Lambe (That man Matthew Lambe)
Music and fashion were just passing passions
But Diana.... She is the one
His name is Terence, he'll be a deacon
And after that he'll be a priest, and then the Pope of all the world
He'll wear the long robes, and give cool sermons
His convert rate will be so high
That it'll almost touch the sky
Across the holy nave, his word will touch and save
His flock will come from all around, just to hear that Toolan sound
You know it's Terence (Terence!) that Terence Toolan (that Terence Toolan)
The coolest preacher since that guy from Judea
You know it's Terence (Terence!) that Terence Toolan (that Terence Toolan)
We all know he's crazy and that's why we love him
If he weren't barking.... It wouldn't be him
©DJ Majick Production 9.00
Thanks to Barry Manilow
Special thanks to the Eros 'Disco Inferno' dancers for so vividly fixing this song in my mind.