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Eternal Flame
(Michal Vine 40% ABV remix)
I close my eyes
Reach out my hand, help me
Can you see my gut heaving?
Do you understand?
Can you feel the pain?
I’m about to throw up
Someone help me,
Get to the bathroom
Help me please
I can’t even stand, really
My dinner I won’t be keeping
Get me to the bog
Someone help me please
I’m really not joking
Oh God help me
Here it f*cking comes!
Oh my God!
I feel so awful
I’m about
To throw up
I am gonna vom my guts up
I am gonna lose my breakfast
Uuuurrgh
That was vile
But I feel better, truly
I could handle a fry up
Or an egg butty
Hang on, maybe not
I feel even worse now
Please God no one
Let me drink again….
© DJ Majick productions 12.99.
With thanks to Vladimir Smirnoff & Jack Daniels and also the lager brewers.
Special thanks to the Bangles.