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Copacabana
(Everyone Together Megamix)
Her name's Maria, trainee physio
She mends the joints of me and you, when we have had a spill or two
She dates our Jaybob, she loves him dearly
She has agreed to be his wife
They'll share all their troubles and strife
She'd do anything for him, satisfy his slightest whim
They are in love and they have each other, you'll never see two bigger grins
That's Maria (Maria!) Maria Farina (Maria Farina!)
The girl who will one day be Mrs Walker
That's Maria (Maria!) Maria Farina (Maria Farina!)
Her hair dark as a raven, her boyfriend clean shaven
That she's how she likes him, so that's how he'll be...
His name is Jaybob, he's a programmer
He tells computers what to do, which makes him better than me or you
He dates Maria, who he loves dearly
He has asked her to be his wife
To her he's pledged his entire life
He'll do anything for her, bring her a tiger's fur
They are in love and they have each other who could ask for more?
You know he's Jaybob (Jaybob!) Jonathan Walker (Jonathan Walker)
The man who won the heart of fair Maria
You know he's Jaybob (Jaybob!) Jonathan Walker (Jonathan Walker)
He loves Maria more than we love breathing
And he'll do so.... for evermore
Her name's Diana, assistant teacher
She warps young childrens minds all day, and always makes the time to pray
She dates young Matthew, for many months now
She has agreed to give her hand
For she has found her ideal man
They are always together, it gives them great pleasure
To always be with one another, this is love for sure
That's Diana (Diana!) Diana Rees (Diana Rees!)
She even irons Matt's shirts so there's a crease
That's Diana (Diana!) Diana Rees (Diana Rees!)
Matthew Lambe decided that he was the one for her
And amazingly, she has agreed...
His name is Matthew, he is a talker
In taxi cabs he rides for free, because he acts so charmingly
He measures eyeballs, dispenses glasses
And when his working day is done
He heads to Diana's for some fun
They'll talk and hug 'til two, it'd bore me or you
They bask in one another's love, so clearly sent from up above
His name is Matthew (Matthew!) That man Matthew Lambe (That man Matthew Lambe)
A charismatic guy of whom we're all fans
His name is Matthew (Matthew!) That man Matthew Lambe (That man Matthew Lambe)
Music and fashion were just passing passions
But Diana.... She is the one
His name is Terence, he'll be a deacon
And after that he'll be a priest, and then the Pope of all the world
He'll wear the long robes, and give cool sermons
His convert rate will be so high
That it'll almost touch the sky
Across the holy nave, his word will touch and save
His flock will come from all around, just to hear that Toolan sound
You know it's Terence (Terence!) that Terence Toolan (that Terence Toolan)
The coolest preacher since that guy from Judea
You know it's Terence (Terence!) that Terence Toolan (that Terence Toolan)
We all know he's crazy and that's why we love him
If he weren't barking.... It wouldn't be him
His name is Catherine, she's a law student
Soon she will work in a courtrom, and bring vriminals to their doom
She's stuck with Michal, she deserves better
But by the goodness of her heart, improving him she's made a start
His body and his mind, improving's such a grind
But she goes at it whole heartedly, her love for him makes her so kind
That is Catherine, that Catherine Hartley
She impresses by her beauty and personality
That is Catherine, that Catherine Hartley
She has made Michal give up on his smoking
So the High Courts... will be no test
His name is Michal, he is a skiver
With Goldeneye upon his mind, to other concerns he is blind
He's dating Catherine, she's a law student
To her he's sacrificed his spine, for her we will tow any line
Like cat and dog tehy fight, through every day and night
With their bickering and bitching, it's a good thing neither bites
That is Michal, that Michal Vine
A guy who exercise causes to whine
That is Michal, that Michal Vine
He is so very in love with his Catherine
And it has only... cost him his smokes
Her name is Lucy, a fashion student
Men hang upon her every word, something she thinks is quite absurd
She has a coat with, a cool fur collar
And when Matt Lambe sees that garment, on wearing it he is hellbent
She loves to sing and dance, no-one else stands a chance
For she is wonderful and lovely, and she holds everyone in a trance
Her name is Lucy, Lucy O'Brien
A smile from her makes us think we are flying
Her name is Lucy, Lucy O'Brien
Her life's grand passion is to master fashion
And then charge lots... for bits of cloth
Praise the Lord, the supreme being
In seven days He made the Earth, for an encore a virgin birth
And our man Terence, thinks his way is right
So he is set to become a priest
And spread some of that holy light
From BC zero four, when Jesus Christ was born
God's message of happiness and peace has spread wherever love is sworn.
That's the Supreme (Supreme!) the Supreme Being (the Supreme Being!)
The hottest act you will ever be seeing
That's the Supreme (Supreme!) the Supreme Being (the Supreme Being!)
Ever since day one, he's loved all his children
And he'll do so, for evermore...
For the Future
His name is Jason...
Her name is Kirsty...
His name is Michael...
His name is Clive...
And so on...